One week after you fracture your jaw is not long enough to wait before you start trying to eat normally.
Yes, kids -- I have now upgraded my fractured jaw to a displaced fracture. If I am lucky they will just wire my jaw shut. Otherwise they are going to cut me open and put metal plates in my face.
Now I just have to figure out a way to mention it to my parents. My story so far is "I slipped on some ice" and fractured my jaw, and I'm hoping they won't try and work out how that's possible.
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